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quantum-sheep:

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

well so much for that





We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
— Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)




waluigiappearsnonetheless:

mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
mom: ok
me:image

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡





meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job












troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day





andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?

The things I shipped before I knew what shipping was 





swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

image





gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

image

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jackjackscottmccall:

Teen Wolf 4x05 in a nutshell.

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.